You know you're in college when

the first night you step out of the shower at four in the morning to find some half naked boy in boxers in your bathroom. Beer breath even knew my name if not better than to lean way out the window. Took a minute to remember from first half fresh year his initals standing in as a an excuse for one. E.J.

in the middle of the barbecue a band bursts out of nowhere and blares boola boola. Then starts chanting "bulldogs, arf, bulldogs, bow wow wow..." and the brass blazes into the brain as the drum beats down all thought.

the person on the machine next to you at the gym is not reading Seventeen but Kierkegaard.